Friday, October 31, 2008

who's been f@cking with bl*gger then ?



FICS 001.

Well, it's Halloween, brothers and sisters. Some people like to get dressed up; other bastards like to hide behind a mask. Make scary noises and waft a tortured sheet about. A bit like the Ku Klux Clan. Grand Wizards and monkeys scratching their red hairless bottoms.

Well. Here we go then. What else is new ?

It was always shit to begin with. A game full of bogeys played by handicapped humps. Grotesques. Arseholes just like me.

Scratch n' sniff. Bend n' flush.

Based, it would seem, on a rather famous novel by some minor writer or other by the name of Albert Camus. The illiterate PC brigade might well have a fit. In fact, they have already.

Censorship ? What censorship ?

And don't ask me about that f@cking party, either. The hacksaw might just slip and nick my ankle.

THE CURE: KILLING AN ARAB from "Killing An Arab b/w 10:15 Saturday Night" 45 (Small Wonder / Fiction) 1978 (UK)

PURCHASE STARING AT THE SEA: THE SINGLES

4 comments:

marmiteboy said...

I still think that was Mr Smith's finest moment.

ib said...

Yeah. If not the finest, definitely right at the top. Actually, I protest too much. It was his finest moment.

Brushback said...

Good post. You tell 'em, ib.

Never liked The Cure. Ain'tcha got any Thin Lizzy??? "I'm a rocker!"

ib said...

This reminds me, Brushback. I had an e-mail from an outfit in Dublin, enquiring if I'd be interested in posting an old interview with Phil Lynott regarding Lizzy's break-up.

The only thing is, I'm not to keen on posting video footage on this site; it plays havoc with the cache and takes forever to load on the page...

Still.