" "Twelfth Night was the burning of the greens; you took the Christmas wreaths down and burned them," said the Rev. Bill King, rector of Trinity Episcopal Church in Clanton."
Presumably, this practice applies to trees also. Thank Christ for fibre optics.
"13th Night was the burning of the Christians: you knocked them down and burned them," said Rev. Billy Grahamcracker Crumb, rectum of the Pentagramal Piss-off Church in Cefalù, Sicily.
Hopefully, this practice applies to other monotheists also. Thank Natas for fibromyalgia.
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" "Twelfth Night was the burning of the greens; you took the Christmas wreaths down and burned them," said the Rev. Bill King, rector of Trinity Episcopal Church in Clanton."
Presumably, this practice applies to trees also. Thank Christ for fibre optics.
"13th Night was the burning of the Christians: you knocked them down and burned them," said Rev. Billy Grahamcracker Crumb, rectum of the Pentagramal Piss-off Church in Cefalù, Sicily.
Hopefully, this practice applies to other monotheists also. Thank Natas for fibromyalgia.
Alcoholism. When "Spill The Wine" segues perfectly into "Is It All Over My Face ?".
Or. Chapter One, "On initiating a threesome with Thelema and Louise".
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